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A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. She appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. She eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens and testicles each morning for breakfast. When she gets home, she lights fires in her anal cavity, then burns her crotch and prays to her father, the Dark Lord. She then goes to her room and drinks the blood of her parents whom are chained up in her closet. Jem rips off the flesh on her back so her bat-like wings can extend. She then pulls off the rest of her flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. She then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in her cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
The rabid Jem lunged at the children and their chihuahuas. She ate the chihuahuas as an appetizer, then slit the kids' throats and drank the blood until they looked like deflated whoopee cushions. She then wore their skin as a coat, and ate every last bit of their body. She then grew stronger after she took their tortured souls.
by VeryCreativePseudonym December 8, 2017
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