2 definitions by Ventura County Resident

A safe city that is relatively nice to live in, other than dipshit teenagers, but that's a given for most cities.
Guy 1: "Dude Simi Valley sucks!"

Guy 2: "At least it is not Santa Monica"
by Ventura County Resident January 20, 2022
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If you want to live here, you will not survive without a car. The city is so big and spread out that trying to walk somewhere is like trying to climb Mount Everest without clothes. Also is known for having some of the worst traffic and freeway systems in the country.
Guy 1: "It took me 4 hours to drive 20 miles in Los Angeles, what a terrible city!"

Guy 2: "At least it is not NYC"
by Ventura County Resident January 25, 2022
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