Velky Al's definitions

lobbyocracy

A political system in which government policy is shaped and defined by professional lobbyists for the benefit of their corporate backers.

The Protect Monsanto Act is a classic case of lobbyocracy.

by Velky Al March 30, 2013

Drauma

A portmanteau of "drama" and "trauma", where you experience a trauma response as a result of somebody else's drama.

If they can't sort their shit out, my drauma is going to go into overdrive.

by Velky Al August 10, 2023

Cybercondria

The state of being made sick by technology, in particular the Internet

I have been on Facebook for days, I think I coming down with cybercondria.

by Velky Al August 14, 2012