Vee Are Are Schee's definitions

eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.

I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 3, 2004

shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004

slapnuts

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.

As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004

HAPPY END

Interjection used usually sarcastically to show disdain and lack of sympathy for a story, or merely as an ironic and random thing to place at the end of a tragic story. May sometimes see legitimate use placed at the end of a happy story, but that is usually a sarcastic imitation of an overenthusiastic person.

Also sees use as an utterly random interjection often with little relevance to anything pertaining to the topic.

Derived from the "Good Ending" of Bubble Bobble where it would cheerfully display HAPPY END in giant letters.

Features in the Retarted Cartoon Video when the Earth would explode.

cooljj: and then it turned out it was an infection and my dog dies
hrrble: HAPPY END
cooljj: your an asshat
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And then the princess lived with the knight forever after and they had a thousand kids and they were all wonderfully smart and well behaved.
HAPPY END
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*internet shock thread showing a series of images of a cat being killed*
hrrbl posted : HAPPY END!

by Vee Are Are Schee July 30, 2008

conditional friend

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

car sex

There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.

The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.

by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003

rfolamo

An acronym meaning "Rolling floor on laughing ass my off."

Makes more sense than the "real" one is you think about it.

OMG I just fell into the CBER and the TMTP was like HKFL and I was like RFOLAMO and then he DWD and I was like KLILP

by Vee Are Are Schee October 5, 2004