Vee Are Are Schee's definitions

conditional friend

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

car sex

There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.

The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.

by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003

glorb

To inhale or consume with great vigor.

"Wow, look at him glorbing those doughnuts!"
"Johnny, you glorb the cock."

by Vee Are Are Schee August 5, 2004

conflagarious

Burningly awesome.

Derived from the word conflagration, meaning giant fire. It is three steps above the word awesome.

"Did you see that clown beat up all those terrorists with only a balloon sword? That was conflagarious!"

by Vee Are Are Schee May 23, 2004

under there

Something you say to trick someone into saying underwear.

"Hey, what's that under there!
"Under where?"
"I just made you say underwear!"

by Vee Are Are Schee March 14, 2004

rfolamo

An acronym meaning "Rolling floor on laughing ass my off."

Makes more sense than the "real" one is you think about it.

OMG I just fell into the CBER and the TMTP was like HKFL and I was like RFOLAMO and then he DWD and I was like KLILP

by Vee Are Are Schee October 5, 2004

ytmnd.com

The End of the Internet.

The Twilight of the Superhighway of Information.

Host to literally over a thousand sites of looping catchphrases. More than two dozen created a day.

Eventually, they will reach critical mass and implode in a way that will make Black Holes jealous.

The end times are nigh; ours deserves damnation.

ytmnd.com -- Where the Internet will begin to fall

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004