Vee Are Are Schee's definitions

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

a stick

Something used for shaking at things;

cannot be shook at a large number of things.

"I shake my stick insultingly at your meager number of XXX!"

"More XXX than you can shake a stick at!"

by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004

hotdog taco

A penis inside a vagina.

You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11

Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

investimigate

To further and in greater detail study a matter. A bastardization of the word investigate.

There is the possibility that using investimigate over investigate menas you won't be doing as good as a job.

"I'll investimigate the case of the beer-napping!" said JoJohn just before collapsing in a druken stupor.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

car sex

There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.

The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.

by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003

glorb

To inhale or consume with great vigor.

"Wow, look at him glorbing those doughnuts!"
"Johnny, you glorb the cock."

by Vee Are Are Schee August 5, 2004

conflagarious

Burningly awesome.

Derived from the word conflagration, meaning giant fire. It is three steps above the word awesome.

"Did you see that clown beat up all those terrorists with only a balloon sword? That was conflagarious!"

by Vee Are Are Schee May 23, 2004