5 definitions by Varmit55
(1) Noun - a parent who previously graduated college and excels at partying when they visit their offspring at college.
(2) Noun - a middle aged individual that wishes they could enroll in college again after observing how much more fun college life appears to be presently.
(2) Noun - a middle aged individual that wishes they could enroll in college again after observing how much more fun college life appears to be presently.
1. Molly’s dad, a refreshman, beat the barback, a junior, in arm wrestling.
2. Upon returning from frat-lot pregaming, Dave declared he was officially a refreshman.
2. Upon returning from frat-lot pregaming, Dave declared he was officially a refreshman.
by Varmit55 April 16, 2021
(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.
Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.
by Varmit55 September 15, 2018
The CaraMerkin is a real flavor saver.
by Varmit55 October 28, 2018
Noun - a game played by consenting adults where each participant attempts to cover their opponent’s private areas with their bag until one participant yells BINGO to indicate they are claiming victory.
Jonathan introduced Kara to Bag Bingo last night when their country club inadvertently threw away the cornhole boards.
by Varmit55 August 16, 2019
Noun - A skin sack on males that contains and protects testicles. Also known as the scrotum and/or sack.
The hair removal specialist attempted to avoid Injuring Jimmy’s taint and bag when pulling off the wax.
by Varmit55 August 16, 2019