2 definitions by Vandilan

Sposhnob

A highly esteemed, celebrity, or upper power, of incredible dignity and respect.

What a smashing young sposhnob, you are!

by Vandilan March 11, 2013

Phantom Jizz

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!

Man, I hate it when I get Phantom Jizz, dude!

by Vandilan June 6, 2015