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the story of fhartbach is that in 1991 kaliningrad started an independence movement against the soviet union and russia and succeded with it.

It is ruled by a horses copse that is constantly moving in a swimming pool, there are 8 high priests watching it from each 45° angle and depending on the horses movement in said pool they determine its will.

Fhartbach's capital city is called Schizenhausen after the mental illness of Schizophrenia.
Bro1: Yo did you hear of Fhartbach?
Bro2: I hope your parents die
Bro1: *stabs him*
by VanGibus2 October 29, 2022
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is a synonym for: nice, cool, epic, pig, Poggers, sweet, sick, awesome

It has two official pronunciations:
- Ahr-tee-sugät
-Är-thee-sukat
Person1: "Dude, I finally paid off my student loans!"
Person2: "That's so RTsugat, bro!"
Person1: "Will you marry me, bro?"
Person2: "Oh my Goodness, Yes bro, that's so RTsugat"
by VanGibus2 November 22, 2022
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means that you as a mother reunite with your son (whom you mistreated for most of his childhood) and after a single long heart to heart conversation and revealing your reasoning for everything, he forgives you and you're now part of his Life again.
Person1: "So, tomorrow you'll see your son again after 15 years."
Person2: "Yeah, I hope I can set things right"
Person1: "I'm sure it's gonna be fine, you just have to pull a Roxanne"
by VanGibus2 October 30, 2022
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Analpalm is a secret self-defence strategy dating back to 2022.

It is the act of rubbing napalm inside oneselfves butthole to prevent any unwilling entering or for when the homies be actin up a bit to much and you dont wanna.
Dude1: "nice ass" *unzips pants*
Dude2: "thanks" *forgets analpalm*

*both die of 3rd degree burns coused by the analpalm beeing activated due to friction coused in the ass*
by VanGibus2 November 3, 2022
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