2 definitions by Vajona Jackson-Hewitt

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a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.
Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
by Vajona Jackson-Hewitt August 18, 2011

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a person, place, or thing you wish you could bone.
since tosh.0 is WAY out of my league, he's just another one of my wishbones!
by vajona jackson-Hewitt September 05, 2011

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