1 definition by Vaatispimp

The stupid emo final boss in the minish cap, who tries to replace Ganon but ultimately just consumes large amounts of penis. He then cuts himself after link AWESOME-FUCKINGLY defeats him, and grows a vagina.

He eventually turns Zelda into stone to try to be a heterosexual, but fails and just gives a blowjob to EVERYONE.
-I'm going to cosplay Vaati!

-You faggot.

-I am gonna play Four Swords, today!

-Oh where are you?

-Last boss!

-Oh that estrogen-filled giant vagina. He's a pussy.
by Vaatispimp June 4, 2010
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