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393 definitions by VAKI5

Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.
Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.
by VAKI5 May 07, 2005
by VAKI5 November 08, 2003
idiot, loser, lamebrained, you know, a jamook.
Il trente jamok!!!.......
by VAKI5 January 20, 2005
In a bad situation, in a losing position.

The phrase comes from pool (or billiards). When the cue (white) ball is behind the eight (black) ball, a player usually has no shot.
I'm really behind the eight ball at work. I have too much work to do but we can't afford to hire anyone to help out.
by VAKI5 May 11, 2005
The mafia’s code of silence. Probably derived from umirtà, the Sicilian word for humility.
Omerta, il douche!!!...
by VAKI5 January 20, 2005
by VAKI5 August 17, 2003
An office worker; one who works in an office and deals with forms and reports all day; one whose work is dull and without meaning.

Office workers deal with a lot of paper -- forms, reports, letters, memos, etc. And some workers simply move all that paper from one place to another, pushing the paper from desktop to drawer and back again.
1) I'm not sure exactly what my brother does, but I know he's a paper pusher at some huge, faceless company.

2) Ted retired to Florida after putting in 30 years as a paper pusher at Greedie Corp.
by VAKI5 May 11, 2005