Usebleach's definitions

Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.

Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."

by Usebleach December 8, 2020

Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

Butters

Butters

You call someone butters, if you are not attracted to them. They look like butter between your fingers feels. All gooey sticky Urrrh...

Jo Blogs to friend: "what about that girl over there?"
JO BLOGGS: "Nar, she's butters."

by Usebleach October 11, 2020

OffKey

Offkey

Offkey describes someone who, out of nowhere, brings up the fact that they're on their menopause.

Example:

John the man: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue responds with something Offkey like: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?" and then walks off in a neurotic mess, looking for her car keys, cos shes got Brainfog.

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

Jorg Flow-d

A Jorg Flow-d is a coconut footballer, who takes the knee for black criminals, before every UK premiere league match.

Fan to hus mate at a premiere league match: "Look at him, bended down on one knee."

Fans friend shouts: "Get up you Jorg Flow-d, and start scoring some goals for the UK; not America."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022