A statement of emo or unpleasant topics of woe spoken articulately, and sounds really fancy and sad, like emo poetry spoken in everyday conversation
named for William Shakespeare, the world first emo kid
Guy 1 (upset person): woe! when will the soft caress of the darkness pull me into its bosom so i can escape this oppression and drown in the numbing song of the black crow making shadows on my wall
Guy 2: Way to be a Shakespemo
Guy 3: doesn't bosom mean tits?