47 definitions by Urban_Fellow
Russian 1: Look at that Fritz. Came all the way from Berlin.
Russian 2: What is that Fritz doing in our town?
German: My name isn't fritz, it is Hanz.
Russian 1&2: Bwahahahahaha...
Russian 2: What is that Fritz doing in our town?
German: My name isn't fritz, it is Hanz.
Russian 1&2: Bwahahahahaha...
by Urban_Fellow May 23, 2007
A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 20, 2006
The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.
I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.
James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.
James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.
by Urban_Fellow May 24, 2007
An energy vampire or an energy sucker is a person who seems to suck (NOT as a metaphore but as a true action) the energy of other people. This means, he has this unusual ability to draw energy from the people around him.
If you know a person who is NEVER tired, always friendly and active, and after being in his presence for a few hours you feel unusually weak and have a will to get away from the person as soon as possible, than he can be called an energy vampire.
If you know a person who is NEVER tired, always friendly and active, and after being in his presence for a few hours you feel unusually weak and have a will to get away from the person as soon as possible, than he can be called an energy vampire.
This guy, Joe, really is an energy vampire. In his presence, really soon we all were so tired and sleepy we couldn't stand on our feet, but he still kept dancing, lauging and drinking for hours, as if it was 10 in the morning and not 2:30 AM.
by Urban_Fellow June 25, 2006
A slang or an abusive word for Berlin, the capital city of Germany. The source of the slang is unclear. There are two possible versions it:
1) A cut from the name of the country, that is, GERmany.
2) From the adjective "Girly", that means- the city is either girly, or has some nice girls.
1) A cut from the name of the country, that is, GERmany.
2) From the adjective "Girly", that means- the city is either girly, or has some nice girls.
"I was in Gerlin a few months ago. You know, I gotta admit, that is a kinda nice city!"
"In 1989, after the fall of the Berlin wall, West Berlin and East Berlin reunited into the city of Gerlin."
"In 1989, after the fall of the Berlin wall, West Berlin and East Berlin reunited into the city of Gerlin."
by Urban_Fellow May 29, 2006
A leader who truly loves his nation and wishes to help its people to get out of the life-circle of poverty and violence they live in, but unfortunately there are too many extremistic motherfuckers who stand behind his back with a gun and do not allow him do anything.
1) Abu-Mazen was the leader of the Palestinian autonomy since the death of Arafat (may his soul burn in hell forever, amen). He led the disarm of the "Organisation for Freedom of Palestine", and negotiations with Israel.
When Hamas took over the government in the Palestinian autonomy, Abu Mazen lost most of his power. The Hamas broke the negotiations, denied Israel's agreements with the previous government of Palestine, and renewed terrorism against Israel, destorying everything Abu-Mazen worked so hard to achive.
2) If there were less extremists, and more leaders like Abu-Mazen in the Arab world, there would have been more chances to have peace in the Middle-East.
When Hamas took over the government in the Palestinian autonomy, Abu Mazen lost most of his power. The Hamas broke the negotiations, denied Israel's agreements with the previous government of Palestine, and renewed terrorism against Israel, destorying everything Abu-Mazen worked so hard to achive.
2) If there were less extremists, and more leaders like Abu-Mazen in the Arab world, there would have been more chances to have peace in the Middle-East.
by Urban_Fellow September 22, 2006