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A Latin word meaning sea of bitterness although most marias have beautiful faces carved by angels. Marias are not bitter though. Most are witty and funny. Usually a beautiful woman with a kind heart. Many songs written about Marias: I Feel Pretty, Maria!, Dear Maria Count Me In, Climb Every Mountain, How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria, and more. Marias are fun loving and easy going. Gorgeous and hilarious women. A character from West Side Story and The Sound of Music. Amazing girls.
"Maria is the absolute most perfect person that has ever set foot on Earth. I love her," said one of the many Maria lovers who was overjoyed by her gorgeousness.
by UrbanDictator321 June 5, 2009
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