1 definition by Urban dick muffin

A man who has a needle dick and throws it into a fat hairy chick and nits a wooly jumper from her pubic hair, then turns around and takes a shite in her mouth.
"I fucked this plumper last night, done a dirty Johnny and got the fuck outta there"
by Urban dick muffin May 4, 2020
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