Definitions by Urban Doofus

clearwater crudites 

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.

"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"

clearwater crudites by Urban Doofus June 19, 2005

minge magnet 

A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)

Did you see that minger make a bee-line for Dave - he's a right minge magnet, the twot.

minge magnet by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

sweat locker 

The area/space around the inside of the thighs of a large or obese person.

An area of warm, moist, offensive fetor.

a) Norman released a moist air biscuit into his gag-a-maggot sweat locker.

a) "Watch out! Bean's just vacated the bathroom and it's a real sweat locker in there".

sweat locker by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

vaderesque 

a dark foreboding feeling, often associated with a tightness around the neck.

"Man, sorry I couldn't make it last night - I came over all Vaderesque"

"That politician has a real Vaderesque quality about him"

vaderesque by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005