8 definitions by Urban Dictionarion
by Urban Dictionarion January 24, 2012
Infinity lying down, taking a nap. It needs to take a rest every once in a while so it can properly function as being the most kick-ass concept of all time.
Dave: Is that an 8?
Sam: No, look closer. Infinity's taking a snooze.
(Dave moves closer to take a clearer look)
Sam: Not that close, you insolent fuck!
Sam: No, look closer. Infinity's taking a snooze.
(Dave moves closer to take a clearer look)
Sam: Not that close, you insolent fuck!
by Urban Dictionarion January 24, 2012
Ryan: How come the neighbor from Family Guy can't use his legs?
Mark: Didn't you see that episode in the first season? He tried to stop The Grinch from stealing Christmas from orphans, but ended up getting his ass whooped, and fell off a roof. You don't fuck with The Grinch.
Mark: Didn't you see that episode in the first season? He tried to stop The Grinch from stealing Christmas from orphans, but ended up getting his ass whooped, and fell off a roof. You don't fuck with The Grinch.
by Urban Dictionarion January 23, 2012
by Urban Dictionarion January 24, 2012
Crap that racists, anti-Semites, and all other bigots are full of. They think it's cool to hate blacks, Jews, gays, etc., when really it's only cool to hate bigotry.
It would have been nice if a giant gorilla pinned Hitler to a wall, ass raped him, and made him regurgitate his swastikrap.
by Urban Dictionarion January 27, 2012
n - An actor whose performance quality is inconceivably awful, opposite from the quality of Leonardo DiCaprio's work.
John: Hey, do you wanna watch these movies with me?
Craig: Nah, I don't like watching movies starring Deonardo LiCaprios. I think I'm gonna go by Mike's place and watch Blood Diamond, Titanic, and Shutter Island while you waste your time with utter garbage.
Craig: Nah, I don't like watching movies starring Deonardo LiCaprios. I think I'm gonna go by Mike's place and watch Blood Diamond, Titanic, and Shutter Island while you waste your time with utter garbage.
by Urban Dictionarion January 24, 2012
One who believes in philosophellatio, which states that every man must have a woman suck his dick at least once in his lifetime.
Scholarly philosophellatians from the 18th century were persecuted for their beliefs; despite this persecution, the philosophellatians have managed to publish texts explaining their views on the matter of philosophellatio.
by Urban Dictionarion January 27, 2012