6 definitions by Urban Steve
by Urban Steve April 3, 2018
by Urban Steve February 5, 2019
San Francisco is pretty, but it costs too much.
by Urban Steve March 7, 2019
The county seat of Franklin County,
a place that Benjamin Franklin never actually visited.
One of the most boring places in the United States. Its downtown area is only 6 blocks, and comprised mostly of churches. It has the highest amount of churches per capita. Its mall, or what remains of one, has continuously been ranked as one of the most dead malls in America, with no anchor stores remaining.
Chambersburg has the unique position of being a city surrounded by rural farmland. This causes the unique demographic makeup of the community. It has a very high amount of Hispanic residents, who work on the surrounding farms for low wages. These Hispanics primarily live in the downtown area, along with blacks, which is the main reason why the downtown area hasn't suffered from urban decay like other cities. Most whites live in the suburbs.
The education is awful, with less than 70% of people holding a high school diploma and a dropout rate of 25%. Public transportation is nonexistent, with no taxis, trains, or buses operating in the city. Chambersburg claims it has "an amazing position that is very close to major cities like New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington D.C.," when in reality, it is at least two hours away from each of those cities. Things to do in Chambersburg include drinking, smoking, partying, hunting, cow tipping, watching white people act black, and attempting/succeeding in committing suicide.
It is a place where fun goes to die.
a place that Benjamin Franklin never actually visited.
One of the most boring places in the United States. Its downtown area is only 6 blocks, and comprised mostly of churches. It has the highest amount of churches per capita. Its mall, or what remains of one, has continuously been ranked as one of the most dead malls in America, with no anchor stores remaining.
Chambersburg has the unique position of being a city surrounded by rural farmland. This causes the unique demographic makeup of the community. It has a very high amount of Hispanic residents, who work on the surrounding farms for low wages. These Hispanics primarily live in the downtown area, along with blacks, which is the main reason why the downtown area hasn't suffered from urban decay like other cities. Most whites live in the suburbs.
The education is awful, with less than 70% of people holding a high school diploma and a dropout rate of 25%. Public transportation is nonexistent, with no taxis, trains, or buses operating in the city. Chambersburg claims it has "an amazing position that is very close to major cities like New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington D.C.," when in reality, it is at least two hours away from each of those cities. Things to do in Chambersburg include drinking, smoking, partying, hunting, cow tipping, watching white people act black, and attempting/succeeding in committing suicide.
It is a place where fun goes to die.
Chambersburg sucks ass.
by Urban Steve March 15, 2019
by Urban Steve March 7, 2019