1 definition by Urban Meyer is a Douchelord
A sexual position for gay men. The man receiving gets on the bed and into the crab walk position (lie on your back and lift yourself up with your hands and feet). The other man stands at the edge of the bed and inserts his penis into the man's anus on the bed while at the same time bending down to perform fellatio on the man on the bed.
+1 bonus point if both men cum at the same time and thus engaging in the "All you can eat crab night at the Red Lobster"
+1 bonus point if both men cum at the same time and thus engaging in the "All you can eat crab night at the Red Lobster"
by Urban Meyer is a Douchelord July 26, 2008