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An amber alert is code for somebody sh*ting in your bed.
I woke up in the morning and my ex had left me an amber alert in the middle of the night.
by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 28, 2022
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When you find a poop left in your bed by a significant other.
I woke up this morning and Jessica had left me an Amber Alert before packing her things and leaving me.
by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 28, 2022
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