3 definitions by Ur fav garage raccoon

nipple bandit

When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else

That guy on the beach today must’ve been a really good nipple bandit, he had like, 3 extras

Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.

To be like a raccoon in the garage; to eat an unholy amount of food at random intervals of the day

I woke up super hungry last night so I started coonin’ on 3 gallons of ice cream.