8 definitions by Upper Class Twit 2
by Upper Class Twit 2 February 14, 2008
A really pretty single mum who`s funny, intelligent and sweet. But dropped a bollock by having a mixed race child.
"she was perfect in every way, but then she got a photo from her purse and yup, you guessed it.... soiled goods"
"bummer mate!"
"bummer mate!"
by Upper Class Twit 2 February 14, 2008
A nice house in an affluent area thats devalued by 10% owing to a family of Indians, Pakistani`s or Eastern Europeans moving in next door.
"I say Phoebe I hear Gillian and Lionel have suffered a property crash"
"oh really?"
"yes, some coloured people have bought the bungalow next door"
"oh what a rotten bit of luck dear"
"oh really?"
"yes, some coloured people have bought the bungalow next door"
"oh what a rotten bit of luck dear"
by Upper Class Twit 2 February 5, 2008
1 = A tedious shit retro style one hit wonder band from the late 1980`s. Know for their it "Perfect"
2 = Scummy and chavvy under 16 girls that hang around the waltzers or Dodgems for a "slice of the damp" with the Gyppo pikey lads who spin the cars or park the dogems. Allways seen wearing dirty Kappa tracksuits, knackered Reebok trainers & Elizabeth Duke jewelery.
2 = Scummy and chavvy under 16 girls that hang around the waltzers or Dodgems for a "slice of the damp" with the Gyppo pikey lads who spin the cars or park the dogems. Allways seen wearing dirty Kappa tracksuits, knackered Reebok trainers & Elizabeth Duke jewelery.
"Fuck me Chris, look at them slappers over there sitting on the Waltzer steps!"
"Aye Jim, deffo case of fairground attraction gannin on there mate"
"Aye Jim, deffo case of fairground attraction gannin on there mate"
by Upper Class Twit 2 February 12, 2008
1 = A second hand tyre resold for further use by another driver / rider.
2 = A girl on the pull who`s pregnant with another mans child but split from the father.
2 = A girl on the pull who`s pregnant with another mans child but split from the father.
"But Andy, I love her to bits and i`ll treat the kid as my own"
"Jesus Tony, I never thought you bought part worn?"
"Jesus Tony, I never thought you bought part worn?"
by Upper Class Twit 2 February 14, 2008
1 = Boring, dull and crappy student pop group from the 80`s known for their shit one off hit "life in a northern town"
2 = Military slang for the Bomb Disposal Unit of the British Army. So called because of the extreme risk of being permanently put to sleep.
2 = Military slang for the Bomb Disposal Unit of the British Army. So called because of the extreme risk of being permanently put to sleep.
" OK Sarge, SO15 have the place covered front and back, but we still need to sort that suspicious van parked over there"
"Don`t worry so the dream academy are on their way"
"Don`t worry so the dream academy are on their way"
by Upper Class Twit 2 February 14, 2008
Young single mums with mixed race kids and no father because he`s legged it off to Hackney, Brixton or any other place he can easily go to ground.
"crikey Rob, see the state of that one heaving onto the bus with the Farmfood bags and the buggy?"
"oh aye Dan, she`s been breeding between the lines for sure"
"oh aye Dan, she`s been breeding between the lines for sure"
by Upper Class Twit 2 February 5, 2008