3 definitions by UnwaryFour001

Claptrap

The act of eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face. Then before she is about to climax you bite her vagina folds and rip them from her body so that they are loose and trapped inside of your mouth.

My friend (Alexis) came over last night and I claptrapped her.

by UnwaryFour001 October 27, 2014

Flusteredless

The opposite of being flustered. What you say when a cute guy/girl asked if you are flustered and you are trying to play it cool.

"Im very flusteredless right now because a cute guy just talked to me"

by UnwaryFour001 August 28, 2020

Childing

The act of taken another families child. Raising them as your own. Feeding them only shit. Water them with niece milk. Changing their soil every now and then. Make sure they see sunlight at least once a month. Then name them Marcello and send them off to Mexico

My friend Kyle childing his neighbor's son.

by UnwaryFour001 August 8, 2015