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A better term for the much reviled neocons who dominate foreign policy. More accurate because they are in both parties.

For historical reference the movement that we call neocons today started out in the 1930s in New York City. They were internationalists to the core and originally liberal Democrats. In the 1960s some jumped ship and infected the GOP. Since then they have been in both parties. The only thing they really care about is warmongering.

For the last few decades they have dominated the DC think-tank circuit with groups like the CFR. If you get drafted to fight in WWIII be sure to thank them.
Person 1: Those damn neoclowns are dragging us into another war. Didn't we vote against this kind of shit?
Person 2: Nah man, they're in both parties. Can't vote against 'em.
by UnoriginalHandleWTF January 25, 2022
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Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."
by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020
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