4 definitions by Unknown Urban Dictionary User

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

We were having sex doggy style and instead of my putting it in my vagina he gave me a poop boop. Good thing I didn't have tacos for lunch.

After my taco lunch I thought I only had to fart until I made a boop poop. I had to throw out my pants

At the festival I could smell Mary Jane from 100 feet away and I knew I was near Camp Dank.