3 definitions by University of Sexual Criminals

One of the many people who's more entertaining than Ricky Martin. See, even retards sound better.
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A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.
It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.
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Another name for USC, the university of spoiled children, university of second choice, university of sexual criminals, P-USC, U$C, the private school surrounded by the ghetto, producing murderers, rapists, and other types of criminals every day.
The SUC Trojans suck. They couldn't beat Cal, so the BCS couldn't give them the #1 spot. Then they go and cry about it. Hell, even UCLA beat Cal last year.
BCS = Beat CAL Stupid.
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