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3 definitions by Uncleruck

 
1.
Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.
Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.

Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
 
2.
Similar to the designated driver He/she is the brave, daring, sober soul that will risk the potential of projectile vomit and police confrontation when you stumble and fall on your face just to make sure your sloppy, drunk ass gets back to your dorm/house/apartment in one un-raped piece.
Paul's the Designated Walker...check out the New Balances

Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
 
3.
If you are the designated driver or designated walker, a person who always complains to go with you to a party and always wants to leave a party early knowing you're responsible for taking them home. They are the type to act reckless at parties and force you to be the ones to watch over them
See gamekiller

Named after what small children do to their mothers when they are being whiny brats
Text from Dawn: alright so what's the plan for tonight
Text from Dawn: If you're going to Ron's party let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm ready, so if you're ready, let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm 5 minutes away from your house
Text from Dawn: I'm at your door
Text from Me: You're such a shirt-tugger

Dawn: Can we go?
Me: Fuck no. We just got here. Quit tuggin my shirt
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008