2 definitions by UncleStacks

Mill Pond Village

A housing project in east windsor in which people from hartford or people on welfare reside. most are black and run around claiming to be thugs of some sort when most likely they dont know the definition. during the summer youll see people in the dump swimming pool or flooding the basketball courts. basically, its a dump. and should be demolished completely

"hey you wanna play ball?"
"sure where at?"
"mill pond village"
"HELL NO, so this little 12 year old can claim hes a blood and go home to suck mommy's tit?"

by UncleStacks June 2, 2012

Windsor Locks

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly

jim- "wanna go to windsor locks"
joe- "what is a windsor locks"
jim- "a speck"
joe- "ohhhhhhhh, thats right, im alright with not getting a disease, or being a dope head"

by UncleStacks June 2, 2012