N.) A Lydia is the embodiement of beauty; she is the fire that never stops blazing. When in her presence, you can't help but feel helpless before her hypnotic gaze. She makes you laugh when you want to cry, she makes you paralyzed when you want to move, and she makes you speechless when you have everything in the world to say. (If you experience these symptoms, contact a love doctor at once. It probably means a Lydia has stolen your heart and you have lost all hope of ever getting it back.)
"Whoa man! Did you see that Lydia??"
"Heck ya bro; I can't move my legs!!"
"We should probably get that checked out."
"Nah, I'm sure it is completely normal to lose feeling in both of your legs and collapse to the ground."