5 definitions by Uncle Nerdicus
When someone likes you (said person has to be someone under 18) but their parents won't let them date anyone, or just you.
Friend 1: "You know that girl I've been talking to? I asked her out and she said she was really into me too, but her parents won't let her date anyone until she's 16."
Friend 2: "You've been parent zoned man.. that sucks."
Friend 2: "You've been parent zoned man.. that sucks."
by Uncle Nerdicus December 27, 2013
This relates to the Pony "Rarity" from the series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It is a term given to a girlfriend or ex-girlfriend when she becomes super bitchy and complains a lot.
"Man, your girlfriend has been a real Rarity lately."
"Dude, I am so glad you dumped her! She was such a Rarity!"
"Dude, I am so glad you dumped her! She was such a Rarity!"
by Uncle Nerdicus September 22, 2013
The act of being brushed off, ignored or de-prioritized when a person's significant other ("Bae") calls, texts or is with them. The suffix "blocked" is joking about being "cock blocked," but in this case, by someone's Bae.
Jimmy: "I was talking to Elizabeth yesterday and suddenly she had to go. Later she told me her boyfriend had called her."
John: "Man you got Bae Blocked."
John: "Man you got Bae Blocked."
by Uncle Nerdicus September 15, 2014
Rest in Many Pieces. Similar to Rest in Peace and Rest in Pieces (RIP), but used to describe an incrediblely bad mistake or situation beyond those.
by Uncle Nerdicus January 12, 2016
Verb. The act of clicking from tab to tab, usually from left to right, in a web browser. Social networks are usually a part of this, and people your chatting with get annoyed or say "Talk to you later" because they think you left when you were actually just cycling through your open tabs a bit slow.
by Uncle Nerdicus November 24, 2013