2 definitions by Uncle Jed

Top Definition
A preventitive measure to rectify organization issues around the household that can or will cause nagging by a spouse or partner. This involves general cleaning but more often involves trivial tasks and the way said tasks are completed. A house can never be completely nag-proofed. One should focus their efforts on excellence rather than perfection.
"I'll be leaving soon Chet. I just need to nag-proof our house before my wife gets home."
by Uncle Jed March 25, 2006
At the height of sexual excitement, the man will insert both testicles in the woman's vagina and ejaculate on her breasts and stomach.
I said it once and I'll say it again bitch! Open up your love 'cause I gotta load and fire. My beer is getting warm.
by Uncle Jed March 02, 2006

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