3 definitions by Unapologetic Socialist

Portmanteau comprising the words “shit” and “lib.” Used in leftist political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American liberals.
“Vote blue no matter who! You’re probably a russian bot trying to get Trump re-elected.”

“Nope, I’m just not a shitlib like you. Hit the phones.”
by Unapologetic Socialist September 9, 2020
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Used on Twitter to dismiss liberals who try to explain why it’s the progressives’ and leftists’ fault that their weak candidate is unable to win. These kinds of “people” are affectionately known as shitlibs.

“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.
Liberal: “Vote Biden, or fuck off. We have two choices: fascism or democracy. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump. Why? Because I said so.”

Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”
by Unapologetic Socialist September 9, 2020
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An unapologetic Biden supporter. Typically found harassing leftists on Twitter for voicing their concerns on having a geriatric, feeble, and unintelligible old man as our next President. The phrase is a spin-off of “bernie bro”, used by liberals and conservatives to mock hardcore Bernie Sanders supporters.
Biden bro: “If you don’t vote for Joe Biden, you’re literally a fascist. I know he’s bad and he brings nothing new to the table. But he’s not trump! Trump literally destroyed the country in 4 years. So that means you must vote for Biden or else.”

Everyone: “Stfu biden bro.”
by Unapologetic Socialist September 9, 2020
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