2 definitions by Umpteen4life

Umpteen

The greatest number...What.. Were you expecting more from the definition?That's all I need to say.

Person 1:What's your favourite number?
Person 2:My favourite number is umpteen.
Person 1:Mine too.

by Umpteen4life May 8, 2018

The most awesome number ever. What? .. Were you expecting more?

John: Hey Chad .
Chad: What?
John: What's your favourite number?
Chad: Umpteen
John: Mine too

by Umpteen4life May 26, 2018