Since the Nobel Prize for Outstanding Services to Mankind was awarded to Sisqo
for promoting the thong, VPL has
fortunately become a rarer sight on the bottoms of women across the globe.
VPL is where the panties of a woman are visible through the material of lower-body clothing. This is a definite fashion misdemeanor (as any gbf will tell you). VPL damages the aesthetic beauty of a fine rump, and can be very harmful to a woman's health.
Only in two cases is it allowable to have VPL - During Rag Week and severe hemorrhoids.
An acronym for Gay Best Friend. A homosexual man who is the best friend of a woman.
The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.
GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
Rag Week. This is a special religious festival in every woman's calender. It is celebrated for one week in every month, and is dedicated to the Greek Goddess 'Tam-Pax' (also known as 'Queen of Bitches').
During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.
A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).
"I love going down on my girlfriend during rag week.