1 definition by Umbeeee

Top Definition
Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

Coined by Jon Stewart
'Did you hear Susan Collins saying how proud she was that Congress passed a bill to speed up air travel?'

'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'
#procrastination #masturbating #procrasturbating #daily-show #congress
by Umbeeee April 29, 2013
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