A straight man with soft gay tendencies who would, had not the fit of nature done him a genital wrong, be actually be deemed a woman who loves women.
His love for the gentle things in life aroused suspicion about his sexuality that was totally unfounded, since he was a hapless hesbian unaware of his womanliness.
To spend inordinate amounts of time at the beach, waiting for waves that may or may not appear, while smoking substances that may or may not be illegal.
He was always late for school because he had to surfinate with his mates as a must-do early morning ritual.
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