Literally "To Long; won't read".
Moron 1: I'll be back in a few minutes; I have to get a shower. I also have to prepare something for me to consume. Since I just woke up. Its fun getting 12 hours of sleep. I went to bed around 9:30. Didn't really fall asleep until 12am
Smart 1: tl;wr
Moron 1: STFU
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