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October 27th is the national crap in your pants day. You are legally required by law nationwide to do at least one defecation in your pants, or else you will be sent to jail.
My dude! Why are the cops here?”
“Oh man, I didn’t crap in my pants today, and it’s October 27! We are in big trouble now.”
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October 69th is the national crap on your neighbors bed day.
“Dude! Why is there a turd on me bed?!”

“Oh don’t worry man, it’s October 69th
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