10 definitions by Ugly Dave
the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf
by Ugly Dave September 29, 2007
by Ugly Dave August 29, 2007
Information, facts, or news about current events, political wranglings, cool new gadgets, or just about anything you can have a conversation about.
by Ugly Dave July 13, 2009
a woman who wipes her butt from back-to-front resulting in poopycooch and is therefore unsuitable for cunnilingus
Jason tried to go down on his girlfriend, but it was too stinky. I told him that she was probably a BTF and that he needed to find a FTB.
by Ugly Dave September 29, 2007
a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle
by Ugly Dave August 30, 2007
Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage
by Ugly Dave January 11, 2008
A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.
As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.
by Ugly Dave November 1, 2011