UberMan5000's definitions

Father Time

A mythical figure (primarily associated with Greek mythology) who is supposedly the human manifestation of time. Considered to be the spouse of Mother Nature, Father Time is often depicted as a very old bearded man in a white robe. Today, he is the spokesperson for 2000 Flushes

"Every New Year's Eve, Father Time and the New Year's Baby have a televised wrestling match. The winner gets a free diva."

by UberMan5000 March 26, 2004

Religious zealot

A person who has ruined religion by using it for his own personal gain and to make him seem like (s)he's better than non-religious people.

Mr. Ferguson from South Park. His famous song, "Merry Fucking Christmas" is very zealous.

by UberMan5000 October 18, 2004

immature

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"GEORGE W. BUSH" - Wanker. (Definition by OMGWTFMAN346)

by UberMan5000 March 27, 2004

Powerful

An adjective describing someone or something who is in possession of some form of power.

The king is powerful!

by UberMan5000 March 26, 2004