1 definition by UTGParker
A professional footballer who is:
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited
(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited
(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football
Fucking hell I can’t believe England have just lost to Iceland, they’re just a bunch of farmers mate!
by UTGParker July 3, 2018