3 definitions by USPFCMC
The act of filling up a water truck with elephant semen and having it drive in front and spray the semen all over the road coating everyone and everything in sight. Then having another heavy truck drive behind it splashing all puddles of semen to coat unsuspecting pedestrians and cars alike.
So me and my fellow construction workers loaded up a water truck to perform an elephante waterfall. We are still pending court chargers.
by USPFCMC August 30, 2023
When a chick defecates in her and then proceeds to work your dick until you ejaculate into her shitty palms.
Holy shit man, Tammy was so drunk last night that she gave me a Hersheys Handjob and then passed out on the floor.
by USPFCMC September 6, 2023
When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.
Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed
by USPFCMC March 9, 2023