5 definitions by USMCboot31

The reason why tenants can’t fucking pay rent on time.
Once my rentcel was late on rent so I seized his funko pops and threw them all in a raging bonfire.
by USMCboot31 July 12, 2023
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China threatens to shoot down an 82 year old grandma’s plane but it turns out they were too Chickenshit to do anything about it.
by USMCboot31 August 4, 2022
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A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocrity, honey put on “OWN” they might be giving Dr Phil.
by USMCboot31 November 17, 2021
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A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.

Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil

Ah great, is there anything else dear?
by USMCboot31 November 17, 2021
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One who has to strip in order to poop because clothes are uncomfortable thus the name.
“Dude, we were waiting outside the bathroom during Avatar way of water and missed 20 minutes of the movie because Sam’s bitch ass is a stripper!”
by USMCboot31 February 4, 2023
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