2 definitions by ULT P
A snarley haired and skanky airhead, who looks like a cross between a stripper and a 90 year old woman on meth. Bangs anything with money and a pulse. She appears to be drunk or high 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year. Anything left in Hurrance K's path is left feeling incredibly more stupid than they did 5 minutes prior to being hit. A conversation with Hurricane K is like having two root canals with no novacaine. It always ends with her mumbling something to herself as you walk away.
Check out the skanky outfit Hurricane K has on today.
Quit acting like a Hurricane K, Becky, or your gonna catch a disease!
Hurricane K just left the boss's office and he was smiling with delight!
What the fuck did Hurricane K just say?
Quit acting like a Hurricane K, Becky, or your gonna catch a disease!
Hurricane K just left the boss's office and he was smiling with delight!
What the fuck did Hurricane K just say?
by ULT P April 18, 2008
A straw chomping racist pig hick, often found on a horse and cow farm, who abuses puppies. A member of the clean plate club, also acts 20 years older than they are. Wears leather boots, cowboys hats, camel toed jeans, and Confederate Flag shirts.
I can't believe that Beastler left her puppy in the car when it's 30 below!!!
What the fuck is Beastler wearing today?
Beastler must have had to jump off the barn roof to get into those Wranglers today!
What the fuck is Beastler wearing today?
Beastler must have had to jump off the barn roof to get into those Wranglers today!
by ULT P April 18, 2008