1 definition by Tzustrategy
Noun:
Evolving Personalized Information Construct. A service offered by Googlezon Inc (the company formed between the merger of Google and Amazon in 2008), EPIC allows users to find the exact information that they want. Personalized newspapers, greetings, advertisements, and more are all possible thanks to EPIC. It replaces the printed media (A.K.A the Fourth Estate) nearly overnight. Originally designed in 2014 C.E to enrich mankind, EPIC is generally used by a majority of people for little more than trivial celebrity information.
Evolving Personalized Information Construct. A service offered by Googlezon Inc (the company formed between the merger of Google and Amazon in 2008), EPIC allows users to find the exact information that they want. Personalized newspapers, greetings, advertisements, and more are all possible thanks to EPIC. It replaces the printed media (A.K.A the Fourth Estate) nearly overnight. Originally designed in 2014 C.E to enrich mankind, EPIC is generally used by a majority of people for little more than trivial celebrity information.
EPIC was created to remove all restraints on thought. Sadly, by 2017, the Constructs original purpose was all but forgotten.
by Tzustrategy June 29, 2005