Tyson's definitions

kewl mik

mike savage's alter ego name. the atrocious spelling is intentional

hey look! it's kewl Mik

by Tyson May 2, 2003

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005

borge

1. One who's shirt does not cover the lower reaches of ones belly.
2. Prone to wearing shirts too small for ones girth. See also tyson}

1. Careful around that borge, it looks like his shirt could tyson at any moment.

by tyson January 28, 2003

cut up

To engage in sexual activity. Sexual intercourse.

Say negro, have you and that broad Sadie cut up yet.

by Tyson April 1, 2003

glassdick

A crack pipe.

Damn, she needs to check herself into rehab and stop sucking on that glassdick.

by Tyson April 2, 2003

Hot Shit

Better than all the rest.

1. The netting definition is hot shit.

by tyson January 28, 2003