2 definitions by Tyrone long dick

When you're so bored you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and read the definitions then move on to type in mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and read the definitions then move on to `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ and read the definitions once more and seeing as you're practically bones at this point due to boredom; Decide to type in /. mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and read the definitions as you float off into the sea of boredom reaching the very bottom of it as you've fallen asleep due to said boredom THEN the next day decide to write your own definition as you're waiting for a steam game to dl or some shit and end up making something like this.
You: *yawns* im bored af
boredom: try searching up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. If its not enough search up mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. Then search up `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ then go on to search up /. mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and if you're not satisfied already; make a definition about one.
You: k fam
by Tyrone long dick May 30, 2017
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A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.

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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."
by Tyrone long dick April 15, 2018
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