2 definitions by Tyler fucking Durden

School

A place that ruins you. Consider this: almost all potheads start when they are in school. School is a place where you are dependent on middle aged, sexist women who treat the male students horribly because of their own inability to get a man. School is a place where you are supposed to learn, but it has a deadline and you are punished for not completely understanding something in a week. A magical place where you suddenly realize the pointlessness of life because you see how yours will end up, and then society blames it on "bullies", or "violent video games/music/movies" or even "rebellion". School is where they preach creativeness but punish you for not conforming. You see the assholes who will control the rest of your life (boss) and some people try to ruin their teen years because they will fuck the rest of your life , yet are called "bullies" and are blamed for suicides and school shootings. The most successful people in life (Steve jobs, mark zuckerburg, Sean Parker, bill gates) never finished school. School is where the government abortions all of your talents and hopes so you can be the monkeys who only do what their told and make rich people richer and poor people poorer. School is the government sodomizing your potential, and expects you to be grateful. Intelligent people enter, dumb people full of useless skills leave.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”- Albert Einstein quote about school

by Tyler fucking Durden May 7, 2013

Winning

An intrinsically motivated lifestyle in which there is no competition to "win" in the traditional sense since there is no "losing" to compare to. Winning is a way of life based on a determined dedication to doing only things that make you Win.

I'm quitting my job and partying all day.
-How will you pay for your house and car?
By Winning, that's how.

by Tyler fucking Durden March 16, 2011