4 definitions by Twooof

oki

A way to text ok without sounding like you may be mad

Person1 "Sorry I can't hang out today"
Person2"oki"

by Twooof April 25, 2019

69 Tip

Tipp sixty nine cents on a website so the delivery drives don't spit in your food or throw your package. If you leave one and don't tip at the door you are 69 shit.

I didn't wanna tip on the site because Bezos will steal it, so I left a 69 Tip so the driver knew.

by Twooof February 8, 2023

pass the salt

Venting on someone who didn't deserve it, simply because you are salty (mad).

"Shut up you're annoying!"
"I know you had a bad day, but there's no need for you to pass the salt."

by Twooof March 13, 2020

Merkel

A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.

Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.

by Twooof December 29, 2016