3 definitions by TwoSocks
Bhobotulism (pronounced Bow-botch-u-lism) is similiar to the feeling you get from botulism or being Jackov'd (pronounced jacked-off) but not in a good way. In the way where your ballsack got slapped hard repeatly. This feeling occurs when you are forced to work with a coworker, usually of Jewish descent, that is highly incompetent, an imbecile in fact, and is incapable of performing their work without making the same mistakes over and over again even with 50 years experience. These coworkers will often claim that they can speak multiple languages, but in reality they are not literate in any language. A 5 year old can write better English than they can. They often speak of bizarre unbelievable stories that change each time they're told. Like for example, getting paid to receive a blow job from a homosexual (lie), or quitting their own million dollar business up north to make close to minimum wage in the south because the weather was too cold (lie), or claiming to be an Architect when their job description only saids "assembles scaffolding" (lie).
by TwoSocks May 1, 2019
Jackov'd (pronounced jacked off) means being jerked off but not in a pleasant way. In a way where your ballsack gets slapped hard repeatedly. The process is highly unpleasant and painful.
by TwoSocks May 5, 2019
Is a male stalker that exclusively pursues hot tiny women of just legal age with tiny firm asses not much bigger than their own hard cocks. These males typically fuck these women in the prone position with a couple of pillows shoved under their hips. They make no distinction between an asshole and a vagina and will gladly fill each hole to the rim with sperm. They are also easily amazed as to how deep they can go before the woman feels like she is being impaled on a wooden stake. These males are easily offended by women that spill their seed and will typically carry around a bag of old wine bottle corks to plug holes that they have recently filled. These males typically weigh 2 to 4 times as much as their women.
Damn dude, don't be such a crouchinator.
by TwoSocks February 24, 2019